Thanks to Glamour Magazine for this article that had me wondering.... (this is pretty much for you ladies... sorry, guys... but it's funny to read anyway)
Would you rather have needles for leg hair or have flares shoot out of your nose every time you say the word the?
Would you rather accidentally walk in on your parents having sex or have them walk in on you?
Would you rather lose an arm or have an incurable headache for the rest of your life?
Would you rather sleep with Dick Cheney or Michael Moore?
Would you rather be snapped by a paparazzi during a nipple slip or while exiting a car without any underwear?
Would you rather be stuck on a desert island with Flava Flav or the girls from My Super Sweet 16?
Would you rather be single forever or marry Donald Trump?
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Ok here's my answers...I love Glamour !!!
1. Needles for leg hair
2. Have them walk in on me...my eyes would burn out of my head if I ever saw my parents doing the deed
3. Lose an arm
4. Can I say neither...Yuck...
5. Definately the nipple slip
6. I'd kill the teenagers, give me Flav
7. I'd marry Donald Trump, he's freaking loaded. Hey it didn't say I'd have to have sex with him !!!
This was great J-Fab Have a great night !
1. Needles for leg hair.
2. Have them walk in on me. (seeing as how my parents are dead - they might just be "watching" me anyway).
3. Lose an arm. I can still give a one handed blow job.
4. Dick Cheney. MM is a smelly looking weasel.
5. Nip Slip
6. Flav (at least he has a dick and isn't as vapid as a gaggle of teens).
7. Marry the Trump. Ching Ching.
ROFLMMMAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
How the fuck am I supposed to top ETW and the one handed blowjob!??!!? (She's been all over that Chardonnay tonight!)
Momma-Glamour is a great magazine and I wanted a fun post cause my last one was bitchy.... Hope your night is a good one, too.
ETW: H-Y-S-T-E-R-I-C-A-L. Laughing soooo hard at the blowjob crack. MM IS a little weasel. That is a perfect adjective for him.
Ummmm...still laughing.
Elle: See above. Toooooooo funny.
Oh ETW: You were in rare form when you answered....I love it, you made my morning.
ROFLMAO @ ETW!!!! But....come to think of it...aren't most of them
'1-handed' to begin with??
Just sayin.......... ;)
Efen - sadly, I feel you haven't been getting proper BJs if there's only one hand involved. LOL.
Hmmm, I'll have to think about these...I can't get past the taste of vomit in my mouth that I get everytime someone mentions Flava.....excuse me, I'll BRB...
Anyway, I nominated you for an AWARD.
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