Who wants to watch a live feed to my web cam when I go mother fuckin postal??????
What the fuck kind of voodoo, hilljack fuckin onion did I get hold of???? This taste is STILL in my fuckin mouth!!!!
Update on what I have tried:
Fresh parsley- negative
Stainless steel- negative
Chocolate cake (my favorite) but....- negative
Tomato juice (stupid idea, I know) -negative
brushing (oh, lets guess 24 times in 3 days)-negative
Mints & gum (every single one on the market I think)-negative
Mouthwash-negative
Liquor-and, that's a negative too, Ghostrider.
I am beyond angry. I am in utter disbelief and I know ya'll are tired of hearing me bitch about this! Put a fork in me cause I'm done.
14 comments:
I think the only thing left to do is put the hammer down on the bitch who onioned ya.
Was it a f'n RAMP or something? Geez!
F'n Legion.
Roflmao@ "voodoo hilljack onion" btw....
Mama, you have to help me. I am so miserable! What if it's like this forever?????
ROFLMEFENAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Especially at "voodoo hilljack onion" (hehe...me and Elle).
J-Fab...I know its NOT funny and I'm sorry the parsley thing didn't work but..LOLOLOL....I have never heard of such a fuckin thing. Are you absofuckinlutely sure it was an onion....and not some kind of hybrid fuckin thing that a 'Legion' member grows in his backyard (or worse...his basement???)
Fuck.....there must be one around here too as the fuckin tears are rolling down my face...lololol..uh, sorry, not laughing 'at you', but, well, hmmm...on second thought, I don't think your laughing at all.
I promise, I'll check around to see if I can find ANYTHING that may help...geezus...that is fuckin terrible.
Ok...found something, not sure but the article said it works;
1. Get some dried dog poop (supposedly better if from a big dog)
2. Rub into fine granules.
3. Laughing so fucking hard I can barely type anymore!!!!
Ok, ok...just kidding Jenny (I know...whatta fuckin prick..sorry...couldn't resist ;)
The article said to gargle with equal parts salt and baking soda. I hope this works better than the parsley.
Really....I do feel for you :)
Lemons are supposed to remove the smell of onions from your hands...wonder if you could suck a lemon or something? Or better yet....have some Lemondrop shots! Amy eats lemons...but then again, she ain't right in the head.
Elle... thought about lemons.. haven't tried them yet.
Efen. Fuckin Efen. You are hysterical! I do not have baking soda and gonna have to go to the store with a list tomorrow if this fuckin taste is not gone. It is somewhat better this evening. My neighbor swears it is in my head but, I think not. And yes, Efen.... I am absofuckinlutely sure it was an onion! I hope I never, ever see another mother fuckin onion as long as I live.
I hate that fuckin bitch.
Ok. I am losing my mind (didn't have far to go) because I could swear I left a comment on this yesterday yet, I don't see one from me.
Hope your onion breath is a distant bad memory by now! Blech!
WELL??? Whats the fuckin deal....breath still like a Pakistani vegatable stand or...all sweet and sexy? ;)
As my niece says "it smells like ten dead cows that have been laying in the road for three days who have been trod upon by other cows with diarrhea".
Nice! Well? Wtf?
Your niece actually uses the word 'trod'? Fu...er...uh..Fudge..I am impressed ;)
Uh yeah....'cause that's how I taught her to say it!
First.. Efen... ROTMFF!!!!! yes! I still have the "Pakistani vegatable stand" taste! Not as bad.. but it is still there.
Gees-oh-Pete! I feel like a cow has had diarrhea in my mouth!
Trod? Hysterical!
This has to get better by Monday!
Surely, the onions are gone by now?
Sorry, I can't really relate - I *like onions, and garlic, too.
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