Not only do I still have that mother fucking taste in my mouth.... I forgot to take out the trash in my office last night before I left and now, my office WREAKS of that fucking smell. I would personally like to push the person who discovered the onion off of the highest building I can find into a vat of that acid that made the Joker in the first Batman movie. SON OF A BITCH!
I have tried everything... several times on some of these things. Mouthwash, brushing teeth, 4 different types of gum (that new gum, Five, rocks... though it did nothing for the onions), had a taste of everything in my refrigerator and still this taste. I took a shot in the dark with tomato juice. Remember that old episode of the Partidge Family where a skunk gets on their tour bus and they all have to bath in tomato juice to kill the smell? I had hoped that drinking some would help me. It did not.
It's still early.... keep your fingers crossed that this dissipates fast or this town will be short one fat, sassy, old lady cook.
7 comments:
I gave you an answer to your 'dilemma' on your original post ;)
Got it... I am on my way to the store. I hope it works! And yes... I 'owe' you one! ;)
You don't know me too well, J....you owe me 'two' ;)
ROFLMAO.....I do crack myself up ;)
Maybe lick one of those sterling silver bar things that are supposed to (and actually do) take the onion smell off your hands? LOL. Good luck.
Eat an entire chocolate cake. That is my solution to everything from heartbreak to gastritis so I bet it works for onion yucky too.
I may just have to invite you to the kewl kids table and link your blog. There are just the right amount of "fucks" in your posts to make your worthy. :-)
ETW--- I am trying everything that is suggested (except for some things that Efen suggested) and will let you know. It's 3:02 and "Project yuck mouth" is still taking place.....
Christine... yours is the tastiest idea yet! I have been reading your blog... very funny and interesting! Thanks for stopping by and I would love to join your kewl kids table!
F'n Blackberry...every time I try to post from that bitch it gets lost somewhere. Anyway...what the shizz kind of onion did they feed you down at the "Legion" that you're still puking that shit up, anyway? Geez.
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